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The thirst is real yall…and it’s alive and kicking.  For those of you who don’t know, when I say thirst I mean: a form of lust or want for members of the opposite sex; this term can refer to both males and females.  In the most plain sense of the word, webster defines thirst as (n) an ardent desire; craving, longing.   Last Friday night, I was at a fraternity gathering with a friend over at the National Harbor.  And when I say the thirst was real…baye-bee the thirst was all the way live!

The men were extra, which was to be expected.  After all, most of them were probably married and this was their chance at freedom; to relive some of those old college days.  Hell, the ones that hit on me didn’t even bother to take off their wedding rings.  Naaaaaaaaaaasty! lol!

But what was striking was the womens! Like 40+ year olds too chial soooooooo eager!  Many of them were in sororities, even in mine, and a lot of them were probably just GDI’s.  The things I saw last Friday…

Home girl had on a purple wrap dress with them ole depressed titties hanging out with some gold lame’ knee boots!  #dead!  A member of another sorority doing THE most with a bejazzled jean mini skirt and a blue flowery top with her long nips hanging low.  And she was clearly visibly drunk to the step show! Ole raggely heiffer!  Then you had the whores in my least fav color…lookin like mens in heels and constantly throwing themselves at these mens who were paying them absolutely no attention 0_0

And last but not least…you have the worst group of them all.  The ones that I know for a fact have ‘successful’ careers, are married and  some of them even have kids.  And despite all this they constantly seek this immature sense of instant gratification that comes in the form of the superficial attention they get from these mens at these functions.  It’s like they grown ass women (supposedly) but yet they revert back to these immature little school girls and get all giggly when these heaux ogle them like pieces of meat.  Cuz after all, that’s exactly what they act like by doing this mess.

What I wanna know is why is these heaux sooooooooo thirsty tho?????  Are you not getting this attention at home?  Or, are you just plain whores?  More importantly, where are your husbands?  What do you tell them when you gone half the night chillin in the hospitality suite with an endless supply of oil (liquor) and wings with 20+ big burly black mens???  And lastly, why do you want this type of attention for yourself?  Dawg, you like 40!!!  You think when I get married I’mma be out all times of night with random mens doing things that I wouldn’t be able to justify to my husband and kids?  ‘No, mommy can’t tuck you into bed tonight she has to roll to da hotel room with a bunch of mens, get drunk and cheat on yo daddy.’  What part of the game is that?

But the real question that I wonder, and that these ‘ladies’ (and I do use the term loosely here) is: Why are you sooooo empty inside that you have to seek out and settle for this immature, superficial meaningless instant gratification?  Is your ego that fragile?  Don’t get me wrong, we all like healthy amounts of good attention, but come the fawk on!!!!!

Hot Wings

Kee-grows love wings, don’t they? LOL!

This recipe is geared more towards the cooking method itself as opposed to the ingredients, cuz they are minimal.  But if you’re like me, then while you may like wings, you don’t care for all that fatty skin that comes with them.

Ingredients

  • 12 chicken wings, portioned and washed
  • non stick cooking spray
  •  crushed red pepper flakes
  • hot sauce
  • wing sauce
*****Special equipment: food steamer, or steamer basket and tall pot*****

Soak the wings in salty water, changing the water 2-3 times.  What this does is to help remove the blood and adds to the end flavor.

Spray the trays of your food steamer, and layer the wings evenly.  Steam for 40 mins.  Or, if you’re using the pot and steam basket, boil the water and layer the wings on the basket and steam for 40 mins.

Preheat your oven to 450°F.

Cover a cookie sheet with aluminum foil and spray with non stick cooking spray so that the wings don’t stick.  Place the wings evenly on the sheet and spray them with the cooking spray as well.  Sprinkle with the red pepper flakes and hot sauce and bake for 10 mins on each side or until your desired level of crispiness is achieved.

Remove the wings from the over and cover with additional hot sauce or the wing sauce of your choice.  Serve with blue cheese dressing and celery.

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