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It’s cuffin season yall.

If you don’t know what cuffin season is then I suggest you get a tutor.  But no serious up, Urban Dictionary‘s definitions reads:

During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be “Cuffed” or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.

So now that you know all about cuffin season I can continue.

Chial why in the holy hell did Gel Nails try to holla at me????????  Yall memba him, right?  If not, then please be sure to read both the Messy Monday and Thirst Trap Tuesday posts I did in his honor… gone on I’ll wait…

So now that you got that out the way… what in the world would give this negress the nerve to try and pull it on me, again?  I’ll tell you what, cuffing season.

See, it’s October yall, and these heaux outchea is madd thirsty.  But my Gawd says to be thirsty for nothing, but in all things chill the hell out! LMFAO!!!! It’s actually an interesting phenomenon though.  It’s a testament to human nature; basic human evolution, Darwinism yall.  Allow me to explain…

Yall know all about ‘survival of the fittest‘, so yeah its basically that.  By nature, human beings are social and require others to survive- this is especially true for the male species.  When it’s cold and opportunities for socialization aren’t as readily available people start to sense themselves more, and their basic human instincts start to kick in.  By nature we are all ego-driven in the Freudian sense, meaning that on a real primitive level, we are driven by survival, hence the whole ‘survival of the fittest’ deal.  But men especially are wired to seek out a mate especially during these times in order to procreate because for them if they aren’t able to sow their seed then their bloodline stops, ipso facto they die.  If you really think abt it, it’s kind of like they own version of a biological clock lol.  Hey, don’t give me the side-eye it’s human evolution.

Needless to say he got no reply and I blocked his ass 0_0  Chalk it up to ‘Cuff Darwinism’; survival of the thirsty only the strong will be quenched LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!  OMG I am cracking myself up!

I should study this, no for real I need to write a paper on this phenomena…

#neverforget

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