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It’s Thirst Trap Tuesday!!! 😀  And I got one for yall!

There is an epidemic that’s plaguing our communities yall and it’s responsible for a lot of the problems that we as a people face today.  I’m not talmbout AIDS, or Cancer, or even crack- no this is something that’s far worse.

I’m referring to “The fuckboy”

Yes, you read right, the fuckboy aka wack ass dude aka weak ‘man’, etc…

Chial why this dude try to holla and went on about how he wanted a “God fearing” and “virtuous woman” chial and even had the nerve to quote Proverbs 31, BUT he just so happens to have 2 kids outta wedlock with 2 baby mamas 0_0.  Now that’s all fine and good if that’s what you aspire to have and it’s real cute that you have high standards, but like, how you gone walk yo ass into a BMW dealership when you got KIA money???  AND…demand that they only show you BMW’s despite the fact that you not equipped???

Chial cheese!!!  Now, don’t get it twisted, I have nothing against having children out of wedlock cuz hell Mollie had all of us out of wedlock before she married the fuckboy formally known as my father.  But what I’m saying is that you gotta be realistic here.  My main issue with this phenomena is that these fuckboys are soooooo like diligent in what they want.  Like they real snobbish with it.  So, you don’t want to date a woman with kids but you got kids of your own?  You want a woman who has a Beyonce body and a Michelle Obama stee-lo but you aint eem bringing a fraction of what Barack or Jay-Z got to the table.  Where they do that at??? 

Oh it gets worse yall… as if it could, right?  But yeah…this negro just got his GED– his good enuf diploma yall, and aint eem got no job!  The audacity!!!!  That maybe woulda been real cute if I was a woman of a different caliber, but I’m not.  There is nothing wrong with knowing your worth ladies.  I’m not talmbout being a bitch about it or being a snob or anything like that, but know who you are and whose you are and what you bring to the table.  Now, if you aint bringing shit to the table then…you get whatchu pay for so…

It’s like these men don’t eem know they status (lol!).  They constantly go after women who are waaaaaaaaay outta their league and frown on the hood possums that they either be more suited to date or have already dated and had a hand in the facilitation of their maturity from hoodrat to hood possum.  Don’t make the mistake of letting a fuckboy into your life cuz he’ll only bring you down.  It’s all he knows how to do, he don’t know no better.

Ok so it’s like this, say u let the negro with the KIA money lease the BMW just cuz he said he wanted it.  He drove that bitch into the ground and drove the re-sale value way down.  So when he’s done with it, it’s hard to fix it up to get ready to sell it to a rightful owner.  You better watch who you give the keys to chial.  

Sweet Potato Cupcakes 

Let me tell yall how good my Jesus is…  Serious up I ate like 6 of these things in 2 days 😯  Judge me.

Ingredients 

  • 2 c mashed sweet potatoes (I boil mine, skin on, then mash)
  • 2 3/4 c flour
  • 2 tsp cinnamon
  • 1 1/4 tsp ginger
  • 1/4 tsp cloves
  • 1/2 tsp nutmeg
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1 1/3 c sugar
  • 2/3 c dark brown sugar (but light brown will do)
  • 4 eggs
  • 1 tsp vanilla
  • 1 c oil

Preheat oven to 325ºF.  Line your cupcake pans with disposable liners or spray with nonstick cooking spray.

So, basically after you get the mashed sweet potatoes together mix them in a bowl with the eggs, oil, sugar and brown sugar.  Use a mixer if you want, yall know how I feel.

Meanwhile combine all the dry ingredients together: flour, spices, salt, baking soda and baking powder.  Combine the ingredients thoroughly.

Add the wet mixture to the dry ingredients and mix until its combined.  Add the vanilla flavoring last.

Fill the cupcakes 3/4 of the way full and bake until an inserted toothpick comes out clean, about 30 mins or so.

Allow them to cool, and top with cream cheese frosting.  Or you can really eat these by themselves.  They are that good.

Enjoy!

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