I’m mad yall. I’m like real pissed. Like how dare this muthafucker! What happened to these ‘mens’ outchea nowadays? Peep the following text message exchange: (and yes, I’m petty af, no I don’t care)
See, the problem with these ‘mens’ today is that they think more of themselves than they ought- that’s bible. At least if you go try and get buck stick to the shit! Stand firm in your word and walk in your talk! Who tf these niggas think they is??????????
Why? Because Netflix & chill. Netflix & chill got these heaux outchea thinking they got invincible super powers and shit. It speaks volumes to how nowadays mens think they can just get away with any ole thing. Maybe for these Easy Bake oven microwave bitches, but not the doll. No. Gawd. You can’t just come straight out the gate thinking you just go get some ass off top. Like literally never had a real conversation with this fuck boy and he had the audacity. And you know he a fuck boy cuz soon as he saw I won’t going for that shit he tried to run that shit back. You aint no O.G. sir, you’s a fuck boy. He lucky I’ve been changed yall cuz I really coulda hurt his feelings. But I’m not tryina block none of my blessings. And furthermore…
So I made sausage a few weeks ago. #cleaneating. And I mean all yall heaux that’s netflix & chilling can make this for yall mens when u wake up the next morning, assuming yall get overnight privileges of course #shade.
- 1 lb ground pork (organic, or grind your own or whatever)
- 2 tsp ground thyme
- 2 tsp black pepper
- 1 tsp salt
- 1/2 tsp nutmeg
- 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper
- 1 tsp crushed red pepper flakes
- 2 tsp pure maple syrup
- 1 tbsp sage
Combine all of the spices with the ground meat and wrap in wax paper, plastic wrap is fine too. refrigerate at least overnight before cooking. Enjoy!