So I’ve decided to start a new blog series entitled “Hurt N*gga Chronicles” or HNC’s for short. Yup, it’s exactly what it sounds like. I have soooooooooooo much material yall- me and my friends do. Like, serious up I cannot make this shit up! It’s amazing the shit that these heaux will try and pull.
Why do niggas love to try and put The Lord in they bullshit? Like, when they get in a pickle they always getting right with The Lord, or they prayed to God or they try and drop a smooth bible verse (that they prolly just googled) on you so as to evoke some sort of sympathetic reaction to they nonsense.
This week’s tale comes from a friend of mines* So first a little backstory: They kind of grew up together in NC…went to school together since the second grade. They grew up and lived their lives, fast forward to some 20+ years later they Facebook friends, follow each other in Instagram, etc. He moved to the DMV area and they went out on a date one Sunday after church. And then:
…he said he had feelings for me or some shit next thing i know it’s January and he texted me and i told him i was thinking about him, his ass moved back to Florida to be with her…after over lunch we were discussing both our fucked up relationships…girl they been off and on for 7 years, he’ll go back
he talking about he asked God for the same thing and I basically showed him I was out there. But yeah you don’t take 4 months and a fake ring to decidethe fact he thinks we still gon be friends baffles me
And if you (or someone you love) has a hurt nigga story, and you’d like to share it on this blog, feel free to email me or drop a line in the comments below lol!
Chicken Soup for the Hurt Nigga Soul
Yeah crock pot recipes need to simmer for 8 hours. So hurt niggas can simmer in they hurt nigga feelings.
- 1 rotisserie chicken- yup a whole chicken. You can cut the meat off but it’s better if you just half it and put the whole chicken bone and all in the pot.
- 1 sweet onion, chopped
- 2 c diced carrots
- 1 c diced celery
- 4 c chicken broth
- 1 c frozen peas
- 1 tsp yellow curry powder
- 2 tsp rosemary
- 1 tsp ground thyme
- salt and pepper to taste
Combine all the ingredients in a crock pot and cook on low for about 8 hours. You can de-bone the chicken before you eat it, and pretty much add whatever you feel like it since this recipe is kinda fool proof.